i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.