if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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