Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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