My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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