I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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