this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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