Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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