if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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