Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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