yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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