what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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