spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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