he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think people are normalizing furries
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
