yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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You can't just leave with hair like that
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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