I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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