do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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