dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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