So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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