I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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