We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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