I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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