last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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