Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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