Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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