covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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