if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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