Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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