Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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