So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
from now on my penis is your penis
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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