I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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