just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.