I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just want nice things and good sex
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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