North Korea, Best Korea!
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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