found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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