Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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