I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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