Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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