My friends, they love my intelligence
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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