Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
My ass is underappreciated
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