I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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