Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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