Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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