problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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