He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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