Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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