it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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