so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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