Don't you send me to vm
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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