you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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