I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize