then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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